The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jacobs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jacobs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.