The Stuffed Run Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Jacobs breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
87%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jacobs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.