The Stuffed Run Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jacobs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.