The Snap Count Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Ref: "Number Jacobs, that's a flag." Jacobs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jacobs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jacobs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.