The Garbage-Time Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Jacobs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jacobs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.