The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Jacobs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.