The Garbage-Time Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Jacobs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jacobs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.