The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Jacobs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jacobs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.