The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Jacobs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Jacobs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.