The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Jacobs, Jacobs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.