The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jacobs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.