The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jacobs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.