The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Coach says Jacobs is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Jacobs gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jacobs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.