The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Jacobs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Jacobs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.