The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jacobs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.