The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Jacobs will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jacobs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.