The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Coach says Jacobs is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jacobs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.