The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jacobs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.