The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jacobs gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Jacobs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jacobs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.