The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jacobs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jacobs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.