The Snap Count Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Coach says Jacobs is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jacobs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.