The Garbage-Time Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jacobs will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Jacobs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.