The Fumble Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jacobs will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jacobs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.