The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jacobs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.