The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jacobs gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jacobs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.