The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jacobs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.