The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Coach says Jacobs is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jacobs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.