The Mystery Tweak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hill is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.