The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hill, Hill, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.