The Mystery Tweak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hill drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.