The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Hill on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hill will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hill's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.