The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hill's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.