The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hill drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.