The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Hill on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hill will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.