The Late Scratch Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.