The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Hill breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hill's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.