The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Hill sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hill, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.