The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hill drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.