The Garbage-Time Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.