The Late Scratch Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Hill scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.