The Mystery Tweak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hill gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hill drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.