The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hill's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.