The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Hill on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hill drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.