The Garbage-Time Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hill is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.