The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Hill's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hill drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.