The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hill's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.