The Fumble Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.
- Hill will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Hill scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.