The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hill, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.