The Hamstring Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hill, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.