The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Hill, Hill, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.